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Thursday, June 21, 2007

Absurbia 2



A story in 3 acts

At first,
Dirty shoes
Clean carpet.

And then,
Dirty carpet
Clean shoes.

But finally,
Dirty carpet
Dirty shoes.

Write your own absurbious entry based on the photo above. Caption, poem, story, recipe...anything goes. Post it in the comment box. Thank you!

12 comments:

  1. When we were standing in a line to get out of the Computer Lab at the end of the period, I realised I wasn't wearing my shoes. This was a older pair, then I realised Anand, standing before me in the line, had neatly taken off my shoes... It could be a mistake, esp since all school shoes look so same, but am sure he purposely exchanged our pairs...

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  2. She : wow !!! ..really you could be in Guinness book you know .

    She : turn around ....let me see

    (turns his head around)

    She : Wow and your feet are still in
    the same direction . Wow !!!!We
    will be famous now.

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  3. Long Leg No Shoes
    Short Leg Azhukku Socks
    Fine Leg yet to find
    Deep Sqare Leg full of Vedippu
    Forward Short Leg too small

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  4. Legs dont show emotions..so he thought! Maybe someone would look at the picture and think that these belong to two people who love each other and are happy together!!

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  5. "What are you waiting for then? You can't possibly miss at this range. Shoot and be done with it, damn you!"

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  6. clean shoes......
    clean socks....
    on the wooden floor..

    Ready to go out....

    But ......
    why?
    Pair of shoes
    facing the socks

    oh!!!

    only one socks is there....
    where is the other one?

    hmm...
    now I got it....
    Pair of shoes are
    waiting for .....
    one of the socks to come out.

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  8. If only, I knew that you would give one foot for this nice white nike shoes.....

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  9. Right pair to left pair:
    how much longer do we practice. This is my savdhan.

    LP to RP: I am in vishram, can't you see, your savdhan is absurbious

    RP to LP: as long as there's no parade commander in parade ground I can do any type of savdhan.

    LP to RP: well you can't win anything with this.

    RP to LP: I don't care, as long as I pass my test.

    LP to RP: attitude matters dude...

    RP to LP: ok how much longer do we practice......

    ........

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  10. உன் ஷூ என்னோடத விட வெளுப்பா? எப்படி?

    டேய், நான் தோய்க்கறேன்.. நீ தோய்க்கறதில்லை

    நன்றி: சிரிப்போ சிரிப்பு காசெட், மயில்சாமி, லக்ஷ்மண்

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  11. Corporate version of the game Dog and the Bone!

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  12. We came out of the (shoe) closet, said the pair of socks. Now it is your turn.

    Seussesque:
    Black Shoes
    White Shoes
    I wear black and white shoes
    Black shoes
    white shoes
    I wear no shoes

    feet stink
    Socks over feet
    socks stink
    shoes over socks
    shoes over socks over feet
    They all stink, stink, stink.

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