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Saturday, April 21, 2007

Talk Talk 2

Great responses. Ahiri's and Itchingtowrite's (second) comments stood out for me. Here's the next lot of dialogue. Who's saying this to whom and where? If you have to write a story explaining the context, then please do so. Include the lines if you need to.

"Aghanistan is twice the size of Iraq and has half the people"
"15 years and look what I get!"

Look forward to your responses. Please keep them short and post them in the comment box. Thank you.

8 comments:

Menaka said...
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The ramblings of a shoe fiend said...

God and Satan counting fatalities

Falstaff said...

A teacher bemoaning the fact that after such a long tenure she's still stuck teaching geography to kids who can't even spell Afghanistan properly?

ahiri said...

At a press conference -

Silver John Manickam who ran across Afghanistan and Iraq to prove so .

Manickam made it to the Limca book of records but missed an entry into the Guiness book by 2 days .

He blames it on being interrupted by sporadic shelling.

ahiri said...

At a press conference -

Silver John Manickam who ran across Afghanistan and Iraq to prove so .

Manickam missed an entry into the Guiness book by 2 days .He doesn't care much . He mostly misses his arms and right leg.

Bollywood badshahs wants to make a story on him .

A4ISMS said...

The International Watchdogs have unearthed a series of SMS messages going between two unlisted mobile phones:
How Ya buddy?
OBL

Not comfy! All holed up…Feel claustrophobic.
SH

Stay put, habibi…tell your jihadis to keep up with their work… as I am…LOL
OBL


Yeah…trying our best; Getting difficult for them to hide… My safety at risk too… How abt u?
SH

Me? Am fine…They are beating about the bush re: my whereabouts…am safe…
OBL

Lucky you…Afghanistan is twice the size of Iraq and has half the people…so your guilt is less…am losing a lot…
SH

Yes, Afghanistan is twice the size of Iraq, come here…we hide together…
OBL

Hey!...I can hear shooting…am going to destroy my cellphone…don’t want you to be caught!
SH
There the series stopped…. The International Watchdogs are trying to get experts who can decode this series… Who is OBL? Who is SH?....Any guesses?

Anonymous said...

Probably a convo between the vice-president and president of the united states.

i.e., It's the president who says '15 years and look what I get!'

itchingtowrite said...

after 15 years of serving in an MNC, this (dilbert-ish) manager gets an international transfer. for the 1st time he is offered a choice between 2 locations- afghanistan & iraq... the (dogbert-ish)manager spells out the advantages of one over the other and vice versa. the hapless dilbert manager wonders over his luck
btw, thanks for appreciating my entry in T-T 1, wud be great if u mentioned what was your version of the story